"5 of 9"

Dolly Parton's "9 To 5", für diesen schönen Artikel verballhornt:

Scorin' 5 of 9,
What a way to make a diagnosis'
Barely knowin' why
It's all poppin' pills for doubtful diseases
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy
If you let it

5 of 9, for shrinkage and medication
You would think that I
Would deserve a fair promotion
Want to move ahead
But the doctor won't seem to let me
I swear sometimes those men are out to get me

They let you bridle
Just to watch 'em drown
You're just a tread
On the doctor-man's ladder
But you got frowns
He'll never take away