Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin
Laden
because he has found a place to hide out where:
(1) it is easy to get in if you have the money;
(2) no one will recognize or remember you;
(3) no one will realize that you have disappeared;
(4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
(5) you have no obligations or responsibilities.
Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Osama Bin
Laden
found out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.
Laden
because he has found a place to hide out where:
(1) it is easy to get in if you have the money;
(2) no one will recognize or remember you;
(3) no one will realize that you have disappeared;
(4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
(5) you have no obligations or responsibilities.
Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Osama Bin
Laden
found out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.