Das ist doch alles erstunken und erlogen was du da schreibst. Meinst
du irgend jemand hier würde darauf reinfallen. Bei dir sitzt ein
Double im Wohnzimmer und macht sich einen Lenz auf deine Kosten.
Der echte Saddam sitzt nämlich gerade neben mir. Wir kommen gerade
aus dem Skiurlaub aus Zermatt nachdem wir seine Schweizer Privatbank
besucht haben. Er wollte ja unbedingt 'ne Reise nach Nord Korea
machen, aber ich konnte ihn überreden doch auf die Bahamas
mitzukommen.
Woher ich ihn kenne? Vor einiger Zeit erhielt ich mal eine Email:
GOOD DAY,
YOU MAY BE SURPRISE TO RECEIVE THIS EMAIL FROM ME SINCE YOU DO NOT
KNOW ME PERSONALLY. I MR. SADDAM HUSSEIN THE FIRST DICTATOR OF IRAQ.
I WAS FURNISH WITH VIABLE INFORMATION FROM THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE
HERE IN BAGDHAD, IRAQ AND DECIDED TO WRITE YOU.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FRIEND OSAMA, HE HAD TAKEN ME TO SAUDI-ARABIA
TO DEPOSITE THE SUM OF ONE BILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS
(US$1,000,000,000.00) IN A SECURITY COMPANY THAT MOVE THIS MONEY
DIPLOMATICALY TO SWITZERLAND, AS IF HE FORESAW THE LOOMING DANGER IN
IRAQ.
I AM FACED WITH THE DILEMA OF INVESTING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY IN
SWITZERLAND FOR THE FEAR OF GOING THROUGH THE SAME EXPERIENCE IN
FUTURE SINCE BOTH COUNTRIES HAVE SIMILAR HISTORY. MOREOVER, THE SWISS
FOREIGN EXCHANGE POLICY DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH INVESTMENT FROM ASYLUM
SEEKERS.
AS REGARDS YOUR COMMISSION/REMUNERATION, I AND MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY
HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER YOU 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM IMMIDIATELY AFTER WE
CLEARED THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY VAULT AND ALSO SET
ASIDE 5% FOR ALL YOUR EXPENSES (E. I TELEPHONE BILLS, TRAVELLING
EXPENSES, HOTEL BILLS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES).
PLEASE. CONTACT ME WITH THE ABOVE TELEPHONE NUMBER OR E-MAIL ADDRESS,
WHILE I IMPLORE YOU TO MAINTAIN THE ABSOLUTE SECRECY REQUIRED IN
THISTRANSACTION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DICTATOR SADDAM HUSSEIN
du irgend jemand hier würde darauf reinfallen. Bei dir sitzt ein
Double im Wohnzimmer und macht sich einen Lenz auf deine Kosten.
Der echte Saddam sitzt nämlich gerade neben mir. Wir kommen gerade
aus dem Skiurlaub aus Zermatt nachdem wir seine Schweizer Privatbank
besucht haben. Er wollte ja unbedingt 'ne Reise nach Nord Korea
machen, aber ich konnte ihn überreden doch auf die Bahamas
mitzukommen.
Woher ich ihn kenne? Vor einiger Zeit erhielt ich mal eine Email:
GOOD DAY,
YOU MAY BE SURPRISE TO RECEIVE THIS EMAIL FROM ME SINCE YOU DO NOT
KNOW ME PERSONALLY. I MR. SADDAM HUSSEIN THE FIRST DICTATOR OF IRAQ.
I WAS FURNISH WITH VIABLE INFORMATION FROM THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE
HERE IN BAGDHAD, IRAQ AND DECIDED TO WRITE YOU.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FRIEND OSAMA, HE HAD TAKEN ME TO SAUDI-ARABIA
TO DEPOSITE THE SUM OF ONE BILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS
(US$1,000,000,000.00) IN A SECURITY COMPANY THAT MOVE THIS MONEY
DIPLOMATICALY TO SWITZERLAND, AS IF HE FORESAW THE LOOMING DANGER IN
IRAQ.
I AM FACED WITH THE DILEMA OF INVESTING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY IN
SWITZERLAND FOR THE FEAR OF GOING THROUGH THE SAME EXPERIENCE IN
FUTURE SINCE BOTH COUNTRIES HAVE SIMILAR HISTORY. MOREOVER, THE SWISS
FOREIGN EXCHANGE POLICY DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH INVESTMENT FROM ASYLUM
SEEKERS.
AS REGARDS YOUR COMMISSION/REMUNERATION, I AND MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY
HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER YOU 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM IMMIDIATELY AFTER WE
CLEARED THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY VAULT AND ALSO SET
ASIDE 5% FOR ALL YOUR EXPENSES (E. I TELEPHONE BILLS, TRAVELLING
EXPENSES, HOTEL BILLS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES).
PLEASE. CONTACT ME WITH THE ABOVE TELEPHONE NUMBER OR E-MAIL ADDRESS,
WHILE I IMPLORE YOU TO MAINTAIN THE ABSOLUTE SECRECY REQUIRED IN
THISTRANSACTION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DICTATOR SADDAM HUSSEIN